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scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what

That amazing feeling you get when you pee after holding it in for so long.

most-awkward-moments:

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That walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says “no.”

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